Prelude:
Most of you guys might have a girl next desk in your
office. But how much does she influence your daily routine?
Tomorrow (the 26th of May 2013), some of my
friends would be giving their Civil Services examinations. The protagonist of this
story (The girl next desk) as also one of my closest friends named Deepa and my
buddy Damodaran (who already had tasted success in one stage of this prestigious
examination) are some of them giving it this time. I know you have it in you to
crack it. My sincere wishes for you guys.
Another friend and classmate of mine was successful in
securing an $80000 p.a. internship at Shell as a Geoinformation Analyst which
sounds super cool than a normal IT job offer in the US. I derive this vicarious
joy of the success, because when I say to someone that “GIS has an incredible
scope”, I know it’s true.
I congratulate all my classmates who are graduating this year from prestigious universities like University of Arizona, Texas A&M University, University of Michigan Ann Arbor and Nagoya Institute of Technology (Japan). In particular, I'd like to congratulate Aishwarya, who has started her PhD work too.
Also my heartful wishes to Balachander, Vijaya and Sambath
for cracking the Institute of Banking Personnel Selection (IBPS) Exams and for entering
into the exciting career of becoming financial managers.
And another of my classmate is entering the IIMs. Of course,
that comes as no surprise. I prophesied that she would, at least three years
ago.
Kudos to you all guys! Really proud of you.
The Story:
Delhi is five times as far
from Chennai as it is from China; the Euclidean distance to the nearest Chinese
border from Delhi is just above 360 km. So you could understand how a Madrasi
(as a ‘South Indian’ is popularly known as elsewhere in India) like me; that
too a proper Madrasi with his house at Madras (present Chennai) would
feel like, staying in the national capital for more than one year. I survived a
2 degree low winter and a 47 degree Celsius hot summer there. Not to mention
that I was deprived of staple food items such as Idli, Dosa or coconut chutney
(added with fried curry leaves and mustard). If not for the cherubic Subashini
(or ‘Suba akka’ as I would call her), my life would have been drab at Delhi.
But this didn’t go on for
long. During the summer of 2012, I was transferred to Mumbai. Again, Chennai
was farther from Mumbai than Karachi was from it. My only point about dragging
Karachi and China into the picture is to show that the Mumbai transfer didn’t
make much of a difference in terms of travelling time to my home. I still had to
eke out my half-month salary to make an urgent round trip from Mumbai to home.
Also my first day in Mumbai was legendary – the day I landed in Mumbai, Bal
Thackeray was no more. For those who didn’t know B.Thackeray, he was like the
Vito Corleone of Mumbai. And thanks to his demise; anything that had wheels did
not run. Anything which had doors was not open. But some things got better as I
came to Mumbai. One thing is that my dark complexion didn’t render me a Madrasi
by default. I can be a Marathi too, if I chose to shut
my mouth. Also, even in December, the average daytime temperature was 30 (plus
or minus 1 deg C), which was in no way indicative of the winters. But a
breeze-laden moderately sunny 30 degrees is perfectly fine for a Madrasi. And
God! A plate of Medhu vada soaked in the delicious sambaar topped
with coconut chutney (yeah, added with fried curry leaves and mustard!)
cost me just Rs.10 almost anywhere in Mumbai. Not that the Aloo Tikki from
Delhi is anything less tasty, but man, you got to bow down to the Medhu
Vada- Sambar-Thenga chutney combo.
Mumbai has many epithets –
the financial capital of India, the city of dreams, the Bollywood city, among
others and more recently (and increasingly) - the terrorists’ target city. But
I prefer to choose an epithet – the city of life. Coz Mumbai’s where you can
see life in action. This is a city which teaches you that ‘life moves on’
despite the terrorist attacks, despite the excruciating traffic, and despite
the pervasive chaos. It’s said that life moves fast in Mumbai – such that years
roll like days. Hardly had I stayed there for four months, when I got my next
transfer to Bangalore (or Bengaluru). That was too short time for feeling
nostalgic about Mumbai. So this post isn’t about how I miss Mumbai, rather
about my next work location – Bengaluru. Of course I miss the Vada Pav and the
wonderful people I met there, especially my brother, Shankara Raja; Ashwini,
the person who provided me lunch on the day when Bal Thackeray died (even the
hotel where I stayed denied me food that day); and awesome friends like Poonam
(who by a very young age, completed her masters and went on to do a PhD at
IISc, but returned to professional workforce after an year and gained 2+ years
of experience; and she’s just about my age).
And things fell in place when I finally settled
down at Bangalore. My closest buddy from college, Delvin stays here. I get to
stay with him in a duplex in the adorable ambience of Silicon Concorde Valley
in Electronic City. Our enclave has lush green spaces, gymnasiums and cricket
courts. And more remarkably, we have a cook to cook us food and a washing
machine to dump my dirty apparels. (God, how I hated washing clothes with hand)
My present office is just a 15 minute ride in a point-to-point bus. And the
funny part is my direct manager doesn’t sit here. He is sitting in his
Singapore office and my delivery head at the Delhi office. After the first day
introductions at office, it was time to get introduced to the girl next desk.
Actually we didn’t need introductions. Because she’s my undergrad classmate,
colleague, and presently, the girl next desk.
I didn’t inform her of my
transfer to B’lore, as I doubted whether she might apply for a transfer if she
knew about my arrival. But the fact is that she got the news through our common
friends. I’m happy that, she still chose to stay at B’lore despite the piece of
intelligence she received. After briefing me about the TO-DOs and the
DON NOT DOs of the Bangalore office (things like you can’t bring coffee to
your desk and things like how many weeks I’ve to wait before getting required
software installed), we went to work. At coffee break, she introduced me to
other Tamil friends in the office like Deva (I used to reckon him as Devasura
meaning God-Demon) and Ajey. Devasura was a cool handsome guy from a
Geological background and Ajay is a humorous and intelligent dude from Civil
Engineering background. Commensurate with the bro-code, Devasura pointed out
the desk-locations and spelled out the names of the pretty ones among the young
ladies in the ODC. But he also added that almost all of them are engaged,
married or taken, making the previous piece of info unusable. So our recent
discussions deviated to things like amalgamation of GIS with Geology for 3D
subsurface exploration mapping and such stuff.
After the coffee, we would
return to our desks. The girl next desk was browsing some current affairs
website for about 10 minutes before starting to code for the 4G project from
Singapore as well for the Karnataka Forest web application.
“Hey, you know one thing.
Y.V. Reddy is set to head the 14th Finance Commission”, she alerted me.
We both were giving an exam
in the banking sector in two weeks from then. And we had hardly started
preparing for it.
“There’s a pattern to the
kind of questions they ask.” she added. “If you see the last three sets of
question paper there are 12-13 questions from economics, 12 from Current
affairs, 13 plus or minus 1 question from Computers/IT and 13 from Marketing in
the General Awareness section alone.” Saying this, she opened a website and
said, “This website gives a detailed blueprint of the questions asked over
years, categorizing it into the respective field and citing materials from
which the portion could be studied.”
I was like “Wow! With this
kind of blueprint, you can easily crack the exam with one-month prep”. I too
have googled two months ago for similar material and then dropped my effort. So
I was wondering how she perfectly stumbled across the right material from a
deluge of dump out there in the internet.
“It seems to be very useful for anyone giving
the exam”, I said.
“In that case, we can put
these links in a Google Drive folder and share the file to whoever needs it”.
And so a Google Drive
folder replete with resources for any competitive exam evolved with 85%
contribution from the girl next desk alone. And we shared it with at
least 10 others.
So every other day, she’d
come up with filtered little comprehensible bits of info on the budget, 5 year
plans, economy, markets, beauty pageant winners, F1 winners, etc.
During lunch, we would join
Ramya if Devasura is not in office. Ramya was married recently and one could
expect some familial trivia from her. Sometimes, the stories of the Mainframe
programmer gets interesting as she reveals her little scuffles with her hubby. Her hubby also possesses this awesome talent of
downloading the latest movies within 24-hours of its release, from Torrents. I
mean I appreciate that, since I’m bad at doing. Even when I need to see a movie
badly, I still rely upon YouTube or my roommates. So I have this great
opportunity to listen to all those stories of the newly released movies from
Ramya.
Oh, I forgot to explain the
geographic advantage of being in Bangalore. It’s equidistant, from my hometown,
which is Palakkad and as well as from my home, which is at Chennai; it’s just a
5-6 hour drive to both the places. And a round trip journey to Chennai in a
sleeper class train doesn't cost me even a half-day salary. And guess who my
travel consultant would be? A frequent traveller, she would give prompt
consultation on which mode of transport to choose and the most efficient and
hassle-free way to get a ticket booked to travel from Bangalore to Chennai and
vice-versa. If you need a train ticket for Friday evening, she knew that the
best time to book it would be exactly at 11 o'clock the previous day morning
(taking into account the unreachable IRCTC server during the one hour window
after 10 o'clock when Tatkal quota ticket booking opens). She knew that
a GKWL (General waiting list) < 20 is equivalent to a confirmed ticket. She
knows the advantage of boarding a train at Yeshwantpur railway station rather
than from the Bangalore Junction sometimes. She knows that a waiting list of 30
in a point-to point train is better than a waiting list of 20 in Guwahati
Express. And if cost is your priority, she’d suggest you to take a ride to
Hosur and then board a bus from there to Chennai, which could easily save you
100 rupees. Karnataka State Road Transport Corp (KSRTC) buses are more
comfortable, but a wee bit costly and be prepared to settle down for the last
row seats if you book late in it. Whereas Tamil Nadu State Transport Corp
(TNSTC) buses are cheaper, but you’ve to put up with the immovable window
panes. She also warned that a long bus trip such as to Mumbai, even in the
KSRTC’s semi-sleeper Multi-axle VOLVO bus would cause a 24 hour inflammation to
the legs for a person like me who’s not used to bus travel. And yeah, I walked
with inflammatory legs for a day. And if everything else fails, she would
suggest that a Rs. 1000 air-ticket to Chennai would still be fine bet.
“Have you seen awesome this
movie?” or “Did you happen to
read that novel?” would be the regular format of our conversation
during the 4.45p.m coffee break. Wait, a minute. Why is she taking just half a
cup of whatever beverage she is taking? Be it black tea, or filter coffee or
milked tea, 70 ml is her measure. I used to wonder why, but I never asked.
Surely, there’s no reason she’d be following a diet plan; coz she’s already
lean, though not much, but yeah she is. So during one such coffee time, I was
querying whether she’s watched some 4 particular English movies that I've watched. I got a negative response for each. Then just to give a climactic
punch, I asked with surprise, “You haven’t watched any of these!?” in a tone
which meant something like, “You missed it dude :(.” Calm, unruffled, she
replied, “ You've not watched ‘Dead poets Society’, have you?” in a tone which
sounded like, “You missed something more, bozo!” I knew the story of ‘Dead
Poets Society’. It was adapted into a Malayalam movie without distorting the
beauty of the original story much, I believe. But I’m yet to watch the original
movie in English which is said to be a classic.
“An android phone without
an internet connection! Can you believe that?” I sighed. I got an AIRCEL SIM in
Bangalore and topped it up for a 3G internet net package. I got a confirmation
message for the same. I got my mobile configured for the new internet settings.
Even after two days of doing these, I still couldn’t access internet or any
applications running with an internet connection. After five calls to the
customer care proved fruitless, I made the above statement. I was even
considering buying a new SIM. The girl next desk asked me what the problem and I
explained her. Listening to me, she turned towards her screen. Seems, she was
working on a deadline, so didn’t bother her further telling my stupid problem
with net connectivity. Within a minute, she showed a Google search page
detailing the Aircel proxy name to be set in case of a problem with AIRCEL
connectivity. I thought to myself, “As if changing the proxy name could solve a
problem which even the AIRCEL customer care executives couldn't fix.” At the
same time, I did change the proxy name to see if it made a damn difference. For
a millisecond nothing happened. I looked up to the ceiling in despair.
Suddenly, I heard the Whatsapp message tone. Then came the next tone indicating
the net connection has been restored in my mobile. With wide open eyes, I
looked at her. I saw a momentary halo around her head.
With a restrained smile,
she quipped, “It’s the first search result on Google.”
She’s sometimes my
socialist guide. I remember she once saying,
“We should only earn enough
to satisfy our basic needs; but we should make sure we’re pursuing our passion,
where money would take a backstage.” Her socialist bent of mind is well evident
from her recent display of interest in starting a e-magazine highlighting the
social causes using geospatial technology, such as using ‘deprivation
maps’ or a ‘geopolitics-poverty regression map’ to portray a bigger
picture. It seems that Sainath, a socialist writer from ‘The Hindu’ is her
inspiration. Nevertheless, her pedigree has its own influence on her. Her
brother quit a plum job in corporate sector to study Master of Philosophy in
Political Science. And her family had been sheltering and taking care of a person
for the past 40 years (I guess), who had run away from his home in his late
teens. But the way she put it was that the person took care of her and her
family for all these years. I thought that that kind of attitude is just noble
and something to be cultivated.
She’s not a great fan of my
crazy creative designs, I guess. Our cafeteria wall is full of paintings by
small children of our company staff. So when I got two color wall marker pens,
I went near the coffee vending machine and drew something like this.
After seeing it for two
days during the coffee break, she said
“Yaarum paakala” (No one’s seeing that).
A 15 minute coffee break is
not enough to come to conclusion like that, but she’s statistics major during
her higher secondary; so she might be right about taking 15 minutes as the representative
sample interval which could be used to estimate the total value. But my point
is that I don’t create such things so that others would like it or see any
value in it. Of course, I’m just an amateur in creative art and in writing. There’s
no assurance that it would be great. I just do it for the joy of creation.
But for a true artist, the
major take-away in creating something is the joy of creation itself. The other things
such as recognition and appreciation are secondary. And monetary benefits are sometimes
but annihilators. I believe every human being should express themselves to the
fullest, in whatever form he chooses. I’m not that great at spoken word as I
don’t possess a glib tongue; but I’m fairly good at the written word and
sometimes at the expressing abstract ideas as art designs and sometimes as maps.
So expressing oneself shouldn't considered as ‘not being modest’ unless it hits
someone else’s ego. I believe that it’s perfectly great to say that, “I’m
getting better at this stuff” but it’s flagrantly bad to say, “I’m getting
better than him”. Nevertheless, I have a lesson or two to learn in humility from
the girl-next-desk.
On the day of the bank
exam, I opened the cover; went directly to the dreaded General awareness
section. Question #2 was,
“Who is the chairman of the 14th finance commission?”
Thank you Archana, for letting
me know that Y.V. Reddy is the answer for the above question. I also owe you
for getting me familiar with at least twenty-five other questions that appeared
in the General Awareness Section in that question paper that day. I also owe
you for being my socialist and humility guide, for restoring my mobile
internet, for being my colleague, coffee-friend and sometimes my lunch-mate for
being my Bangalore-Chennai travel consultant, for sharing the same passion for
GIS as I do, for being the co-editor of our upcoming magazine, and most of all
for being THE GIRL NEXT DESK.